What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?